Quote The Pheonix

Quote the pheonix is a feature where we show off resurgo's various quotes.

"A TRASEXUAL CRACK DEALER WHO DOUBLES AS A SCHOOL TEACHER, USES A CHANSAW ATTACHED TO A CHAIN TO RIPP APART ENIMIES WITH AWESOME GORE AND BADASS FLIPING AND STUFF." -Resurgo

"A VAST FOREST WITH A RIVER RUNING THRU THE MIDDLE. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FLOW DOWN ONE DIRECTION OF THIS STREAM LAYING MOTIONLESS. PEOPLE ARE LIVING IN HOUSES ON THE SIDE OF THE RIVER, HOUSES WITH WEELS THAT HEAD THE OPOSITE DIRECTION AS THE FLOW OF THE STREAM. THIS REPRESENTS THOSE WHOM FOLLOW THE NORM MAINSTREAM AS THOSE IN THE RIVER, AND THOSE IN THE HOUSES WHO REPRESENT THOSE WHO LIVE AGAINST THE GRAIN." -Resurgo

" Well if your having dick problems that's too bad for you son, I got 99 problems but the Phimosis ain't one." -Resurgo